[ The screen lights on to a dim room, the kind with half light, and candles on the tables, and Mitch and Zee are just sitting there, both with steaks and drinks, and they have the look of two self-satisfied, smug bastards. ]

There's something I've come to notice about restrictions. We have laws, and order, and then we have self-imposed barriers. ( Read more... )

[It would appear that Zatanna is not in the City. She's wearing a thin sweater and the sky is dark. In her right hand is an umbrella, shielding her from rain. She's looking at a dog grooming salon.] Back home, this place is an exclusive club run by one of the most insufferable man-turned-immortals, Tannarak. I'd love to see his face when he found ( Read more... )

[Oh, hey! It's another joint post with Zee, this time with the usual partner-in-crime Ted Kord and newcomer, Clark Kent. They are in what appears to be a more high-end, independent grocery store. Zatanna has a cup of coffee in her hand and she's leaning forward against a rather full cart. Clark and Ted are perusing the meat section beside her, ( Read more... )

[ The video opens to a black screen and the dulcet tones of Nic Cage being dramatic before it shakily focuses on a television screen. There's Gerard Butler (with white hair and familiar black headband on) and Rob Lowe (dressed like a familiar magician, sans the fishnets), running and jumping as an explosion occurs behind them. Then, the narration ( Read more... )

[The video opens on Buffy and Zatanna dressed as if they're attending the event of the year... with an entourage of shirtless men behind them. They're standing in front of a counter at what appears to be a 7-11, snacks and slurpees spread-out before them. Zatanna seems to be at the end of a heated argument with the cashier.] Anyway, they don't have ( Read more... )

Hey, everyone! Zatanna, here. [After that initial burst of cheer, she continues in a brisk, businesslike tone.] I'll try to make this brief: for those interested in seeing me perform, I've a two-day set with three shows at Magic*Con. It'll be over Labor Day weekend, but I only have performances on Friday and Saturday. The cost of admission is an ( Read more... )

[Oh, look, it's Zatanna! She's sitting up on a pretty awesome bed in a long, thin green t-shirt and she's either wearing the shortest pair of shorts ever or... well, not. Too bad the way she's got her legs crossed obscures any chance of finding out. The room is dimly lit by the faint glow of a lamp on the nightstand beside her; a pile of books can ( Read more... )

[The video opens with Zatanna sitting at a small table in what appears to be a sun room, presumably in her home. The room is bright and sparsely decorated, save the table, a book shelf, and some plants. She's in civilian clothing (a plain brown t-shirt and a pair of jeans, no shoes), her hair tied back into a messy ponytail. In front of her, there ( Read more... )

[Mr. Monotone is back, sounding as flat as humanly possible.]

I don't think I'm in the minority here when I say a summer vacation tends to paint pictures of sun, sea and sand, not--

Oh, shut up. You love it! [Another voice is quick to interject and after a brief jostle for the communicator it switches to video mode, straight to a close up of ( Read more... )

[It's time again for The Continuing Adventures of Ted Kord and Zatanna Zatara! In this installment, our heroes are sitting at a table, surrounded by thirty or so bowls and plates, piled up. Based on their surroundings, one may deduce that they're in Las Vegas. In the distance, there's a flashing sign that boasts ALL YOU CAN EATZatanna is picking at ( Read more... )